This should be fun. Be prepared to see a lot of Italy, France, England, and
GK: Robert Green (England)- The biggest gaffe of the tournament did not prove ultimately costly, but it did have a role in landing England in a brutal knockout bracket. An honorable mention could go to Marchetti,of Italy, who did not inspire confidence in place of world beater Buffon, surrendering a poor 3rd goal against Slovakia that all but did the Italians in, and being poorly positioned for the Kiwi’s goal.
Defense:
Patrice Evra (France)- The French captain got benched for their 3rd and final game after getting smoked by Mexico, in particular on a play that led to Mexico’s second goal.
Fabio Cannavaro (Italy)- Another Captain who got mercilessly disrobed numerous times. It seems the past is written with Cannavaro, but not the future.
Rafa Marquez (Mexico)- Screw this guy. Yeah he played OK, and yeah he scored their goal to draw against South Africa, but seriously, screw this guy.
Kim Jong Il (North Korea)- Not even a sophisticated missile defense system could salvage the North Koreans.
Midfield:
Frank Lampard (England)- Big Fat Frank has yet to hit the broad side of a barn with as much as an early cross.
Frank Ribery (France)- When in doubt, run as fast as you can into the nearest defender and then yell at your teammates after your shortish frame gets muscled off the ball.
Kader Keita (Ivory Coats)- The Academy wouldn’t even proud of this shambolic acting performance that even Drogba and all of Italy would be embarrassed by.
Tim Cahill (Australia)- When you are the supposed “talisman” of your club and country, it helps to not get red carded out of the tournament within the first 60 minutes.
Forwards:
Wayne Rooney (England)- Disappointing is not a strong enough word, although it has enough letters in it to be beyond Sir Wayne’s vocabulary.
Guiseppe Rossi (ne Italy)- While I will continue to laugh at the arrogant American-born “Italian” for scorning his country of birth only to be left of the Italian side, there is something karmically ironic that Italy struggled with their older and duller attackers.